Basketball fanatic. Go hard or go home. #BALLISLIFE? Nah. #PAULISLYFE
Emmanuel. La Vang Toronto.

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

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shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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